It's a given, my XP computer has crashed.
Filming the cats, introducing each one, their personalities. Peanut is a major "BRAT, the big cat Buddy (20 pounds), is a MAMAS BOY, and Chubs is the Administrator, a prima donna, loves having his cat body brushed, screams big, loud mow mows "go outside" and chase balls.
I still don't know which cat beings me the flying-feather, kitty toy. In the morning, I find it by my bed or on the floor close to me.
I just got a call from a retired engineer, a wannabe water closet boy. See, the Mistress of Doo Doo is working her mojo. HA HA HA - He wanted his phone sex for free. No way buddy. He tried to dominate me on the phone. I told him straight out. I was a nice, friendly bitch with him on the phone. Told him, the Mistress of Doo Doo's address, the cost to talk about his fantasy, a female peeing on him. It turned him on, I called myself the Mistress of Doo Doo. So silly, chuckling to myself.
Here comes the out house where ladies can do there doo doo. I know there will be a huge line of male slaves. In America, merchant account ccBill will ban all videos and photos of potty content.