December 2nd, 2006

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Xmas update is on time

I love this update with big fat, tiny-dicked, Mexican Santa. Yes, I farted on him in a vid clip. I laid a big bean-er on Santa! He gave me this ridiculous xmas present, so I got back at him. Tied him up to a table, oiled his plump skin, salted his ass and gave him a soapy enema. Serves you right, dumb dumb.
I stuffed a green apple in his mouth and turned on the oven. Fry you, you big fat fucker for giving me a $2.99 last year's stale present. You don't do this to an evil elf like me! Spit and grrr...

Update dead line is Sunday
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I'm on one right now

Hopefully, you will see I have tons of heart and my recent updates are edgy and off the wall. Most of us get frustrated with people and things in life so I make fun of it. It gets out the freaky emotional crap and a good belly laugh! Your smart ass-bitch Zoe

P. S. By xmas, I just might do a very sexy red and white love me set! Look like Seka.