February 14th, 2012

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Last night, yoga class was wonderful.  Whew!  My journey in Bikram Yoga is making me healthy strong for the work I must do.  Next time I get a yoga nazi teacher in my face, I'll serve that person 3 cards.  On the first card it says:  i'm sore, i'm tired, have a sprang pinkie toe since september, a right leg that is regaining balance from the tiny injured toe, a new hip is aligning, i need a nap and did not get it today, it's day _____, my cell phone was crappy today from 100's of callers, on Sunday, the Nazi teacher made me cry/ sob in the room on the floor, and I must stay positive to make it to the end of my 60 straight days of Bikram yoga.  Second card:  I'm a Universal Marshall sent here to Earth to monitor Nazi Yoga Teachers who are having a bad day and taking it out on the students. You are wrong and breaking the law of human love and compassion.  Stop your insane behavior immediately. I paid to come to this class and pick my special yoga spot.  You job is to serve and assist me.  Third Card F OFF

Sounds pretty gud to me folks.  It came to me while I was in yoga class last night.