WILL THE FARTER'S LIFE OF REGRET
Will the Farter
stopped by to celebrate his birthday and Howard immediately asked if Will still regretted his one-time turn as a porn star. Will admitted he more than regretted it – he also regretted putting up bail for his porn co-star, Kissy Kapri. A post-jail Kissy never paid him back monetarily, or, as promised, by performing at his buddy's bachelor party. Will then said he now wanted to make money by doing stand-up – possibly opening up for Artie.
Will claimed his act would consist of blowing darts out of his ass to pop balloons, adding that his ass-darts' trajectories had a margin of error somewhere between 3 and 30 feet and could kill someone. Howard explained that these were the reasons he wouldn't allow the stunt to be performed in-studio – and then turned to Artie to see if he would allow the potentially-fatal act at one of his shows. Artie said he'd be willing to book Will once, and the two came to some sort of an agreement.
Zoe Zane her comment---now this is getting out of hand Howard, HA HA HA